douchebaggage

A level of considerable attitude and/or cockiness brought into a situation by a douchebag.

Steve, the new marketing intern who is clearly a douchebag, has brought unpacked his douchebaggage all over the office.

by JerseyGirl71 January 6, 2011

Douchebaggage

Eye candy on the arm of a douchebag.

Check out the douchebaggage on Todd. I bet he had to pay for that. He couldn't fit that douchebaggage in the overhead compartment.

by Not Douchebaggage October 31, 2009

douchebaggage

intangible things, feelings, or circumstances that cause one to behave in a douchey manner

When you come in here you need to check your douchebaggage at the door.

by xfit kid September 25, 2010

douchebagage

the act of beeing such a douchebag that your balls start to sag to the floor and your dick falls off.

o shit i was such a douchebage that i got douchebagage and i will be a virgin for ever!!!!!

by sonofabitchcockfadoodle August 25, 2009

douchebaggage

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.

Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.

by BrunoB May 13, 2014

douchebagtastic

Someone who is incredibly fantastic at being the biggest douchebag imaginable

How was your date with Jimmy?
"Oh my God, he took me to McDonald's for dinner, said he forgot his wallet and after I paid for his dinner, he asked if I wanted to go out for drinks. He is absolutely douchebagtastic.

by KaySeeDubya October 16, 2017

douchebagfagalottapuss

The guy you never want to date. AKA: DBFLP.

DID YOU SEE THAT DBFLP? GIVE ME A BREAK! GET A LIFE LOSER!
I totally saw him. What a douchebagfagalottapuss.

by Hahanonogirl September 30, 2019