doucheticle

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

by madd cracka October 12, 2011

doucheticle

Slang word for a person that is a douchebag and also a pair of testicles.

John:I just took the last cookie.

Reply: You're such a doucheticle!

by Lan May 1, 2006

douchesicle

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

by Laura the Explorer December 9, 2008

Douchsicle

A douche bag with frosted tips.

I bet that douchsicle paid 100 bucks for those highlights.

by douchsicle November 24, 2010

Douchesicle

Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.

Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!

by J.L. Beardsley January 16, 2009