A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma April 3, 2009
Get the douche-cock-bastardmug. When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 March 14, 2011
Get the Cock Douchemug. JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017
Get the douche cock blockermug.