Double ended alaskan pipeline

Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.

Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore

by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017

Double ended underwear boat

Ususally plural, since it requires a hard on and a turtle head at the same time. Also known as a Double ender.

He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.

by madmike135 December 19, 2011

double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

by Thekeegster November 5, 2020

Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.

Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian

by That24vdude June 7, 2022

Double Ended Mac Attack

When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.

Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack

by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022

Double Ended Cunt Snake

A utensil women use when they have a sleepover and fuck eachother silly while hissing

Me and Stacey used a Double Ended Cunt Snake last night it was so funny I couldn’t stop hissing myself

by Ginger man842 June 1, 2023