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1. someone who does dumb things.
2. a person who has the bad luck of dumb things happening to them.

1. Why do you stick candies up your nose? What a dose!

2. How did you get gum on the back of your pants? You are such a DOSE!

by Dr. Dose July 31, 2005

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1. verb: to dose take a hit of a drug, take a reasonably consumable amount of a drug, maybe to test it, (see if it's bad) maybe for a high. Probably end up being both...
2. noun: a dose of a drug; dosage.

1. "I'll dose it if it'll shut you two apes up."
2. "took a dose and started trippin.

by AQM December 6, 2006

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someone who looks a bit confused, usually with a pained, constipated-esque expression on their face

He's a bit of a dose, isn't he?
OMG, he is such a DOSE!

by caters July 6, 2005

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When you can only handle someone in small doses before you want to tear their lungs out.

Bush is a hell dose.

by xmartyx April 27, 2003

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Dose is a term for LSD. In the 1990s McGruff the Crime Dog was responsible for many upstanding citizens being treated as common ciminals. The advertisements stated that food was often 'dosed' or 'laced' with LSD but McGruff did not take into consideration the rights of the misfortunate ULD Americans. Some kids have undetectable latent diabetes that is only cured through administration of their favorite food product. When this is to be done can never be predicted. The person may only have say two or even as much as twenty of these items but he may never know how many to take. Please, do not question these diabetics and especially do not take their food item or it may cause a chain of events that lead to severe health problems including sleep apnea, backne and sometimes even death.

No, that's not dosed, I am a diabetic and need that candy just in case.

by Dr. Leary January 13, 2008

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