Dorkwave (dôrk’-wav)
Origin – (dork - vulgar slang for the penis) + (wav - to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand)
1. Wagging one's own penis after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one's trousers.
2. The act of grasping one's own (or other's) penis whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another's face, or at an anonymous passerby. If in an aroused state, bouncing upon one's forehead is also popular. Two simultaneous dorkwaves often results in a "swordfight."
Origin – (dork - vulgar slang for the penis) + (wav - to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand)
1. Wagging one's own penis after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one's trousers.
2. The act of grasping one's own (or other's) penis whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another's face, or at an anonymous passerby. If in an aroused state, bouncing upon one's forehead is also popular. Two simultaneous dorkwaves often results in a "swordfight."
Gerald needs to perfect his dorkwave, he's always got a wet spot on the front of his trousers when he comes back from the bathroom.
Some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.
Some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.
by Casper Weinberger May 31, 2005
Get the dorkwave mug.Derived from "Dark" and "Dickwad". At Burning Man, a Darkwad is someone who is walking around or riding a bike at night with insufficient illumination. With the thousands of bike riders, art vehicles and pedestrians swarming about on the Playa, it is everyone's responsibility to make sure that they can be easily seen at night from a distance. People most commonly accomplish this with LEDs, Glow Sticks, Glow Wire, and Head Lanterns mounted either on their bike or on their person; The more the better. People who fail to do so get cat-called, ridiculed and humiliated by the other Playa denizens.
I was at the Opulent Temple last night, saw Carl Cox, and was on my way to the twin domes to see Bassnectar when I plowed into a Darkwad head-on. Good thing I was rolling my balls off so I barely felt a thing. I "gifted" him with a swift kick to the nutz, adjusted my assless chaps, dusted off my purple plush cowboy hat, and carried on.
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by my mAin Hack June 14, 2016
Get the Dorkward mug.That point in time when a parent overstays their short welcome with their adolescent's friends.
That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.
That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.
Phil Dunfy.
That feeling a parent gets that emanates from the back of a car - usually accompanied by uncomfortable silence from a teen.
That feeling an adolescent gets in front of their friends - when their parents say anything remotely friendly, clever or welcoming beyond hello.
Phil Dunfy.
Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad would NOT speak with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.
Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
The next day Angie felt completely dorkward when her Dad spoke with her friends. How could he be so embarrassing?
Although he tried covering up, Phil Dunfy felt completely dorkward with Hayley at college orientation.
Each Saturday Kylie felt dorkward whenever it was her Dad's turn to take her and three girl friends for the 20 minute ride to athletics.
by GregFresser September 26, 2013
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Get the Modern Dorkware mug.A dance muisc subgenre and its associated subculture that spans dance-rock, indie-techno, electro-punk, monkey-acid, boot-gazer, and any muisc that would get one called a "freak", "fag", "squid", etc.
by Michael Doyle May 8, 2005
Get the dorkwave mug.Refers to a PDA, Smartphone, PocketPC, Blackberry, or other handheld device. Especially dorky if worn on the belt.
While at the bar, Billy showed the ladies his dorkpad and they were all over him for the rest of the night.
by adg44 February 23, 2009
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