Doomsterbating

When you are doomscrolling social media and come across a sexy advertisement or ex gf post and end up masturbating.

I was endlessly scrolling Instagram and came across this chick whose ass I ate. Next thing I know I was balls deep in my fleshlight doomsterbating.

by Chester_83 January 19, 2021

Doomlaferium

The union of star crossed lovers.

It was a doomlaferium that led the two together.

by Josssssssh February 3, 2022

Mayor Doomsberg

The totalitarian, evil, corrupt, dictator, pro-corporate american loving, rich beyond belief but to greedy to spread or share the wealth, rather see people suffer, believes in taxing everything (including air-I'm surprised he hasn't done that yet...) and making healthcare and owning any car, house, renting an apartment even more unaffordible to younger generations, self worshiping, thinks he is so high and mighty, that his shit doesnt stink. He is rude arrogant, believes in anti-family and values, believes in population control, anti-big sugary drinks, trans fats, hates Blacks, Spanish/Latin, Jews, Indians. He tries to be cool by trying to speak spanish but fails horribly. He's a maniplative deciteful, mush for brains, the biggest jerk, asshole, and rat that ever lived, the one the only New York's Mayor Bloomberg...

The asshole Mayor Doomsberg is at it again, he made hurricane sandy look like a walk in the park compare to how he rules over and destroys the lives of the citizens of New York.

by RrRmuzik February 23, 2014

doodadernoon

What you say to your loved one once woken up in the afternoon after a long peaceful slumber.

Doodadernoon hunny, what do you want to do today?

by Hilary and Nick October 3, 2007

doomrider

a guy who has a hot girlfriend he likes to conspire with. he uses her to bait other men with, and then he confronts the victim when they try to make a move, or he laughs at them when she rejects them.

guy 1: "She's totally into you. Did you see how she was looking at you?"
guy 2: "Yeah but its just a setup. Her doomrider boyfriend is standing at 5:00. Its obviously a trap."

by santaclaustrophobic November 27, 2009

doomster

A highly unoriginal individual who is obsessed with doom, gore, zombies, demons, and cheesy, wanna-be death metal. The word is a mix between the terms "doom" and "scenester".

A doomster can be found at local show, possibly in a band, flexing his hand in the shape of a "doom claw", and making squealing pig noises, which his favorite bands use superfluously. A doomster is easily recognized by their teased, "tsunami", "flock of seagulls" haircut, illegible band merchandise, blocky skater shoes, and sprayed-on-too-tight jeans. Doomsters are usually of low intelligence, and will often use words like "Brutal", "core", "doom", and "sick" in lieu of actually talking. Doomsters also on occasion overuse "x"s in their writing, despite the fact that they aren't a part of the "straight edge" movement.

"Dude, What the fuck is that thing over there?"
"Oh, that? That's a doomster."
"Whatever the fuck it is, it'd better stop posing and making pig noises on my lawn, or change pants, because I'm this close to calling the cops."
"No dude, just play The Dave Matthews band over your stereo. It'll leave."

by Rudy Schultz March 28, 2008

doomblader

biggest fag on earth that cannot spell and use correct sentences

doomblader is a retard

by sam April 13, 2005