Dogcathalon

A sport where the events are variable in count, duration, rules and, in certain panic situations, legality.

Examples include: waking, sniffing, running,,dog,,sprinting, eventing, walk-squirrel-sprint and basically lording it over all the rest of us.

I took Cerberus to the lake and it turned into a real dogcathalon.

by reaperepaer April 9, 2023

Dogcathaloner

A person who trains cats and dogs, but also rescues cats and dogs.

Nigel loves to take care of cats and dogs, train them, and rescue them, he’s a Dogcathaloner.

by jillybeanapril March 6, 2026

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025