Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

by doofdog July 18, 2020

Doofus Dog

An underground upcoming rapper who makes very vulgar music. His main platforms are SoundCloud and YouTube. He drops new music every week.

"After listening to Doofus Dog, my perspective on life changed."
"I LOVE DOOFUS DOG!"

by Ronald Sniffre July 30, 2023

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

brown dog is barking at the back door

The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.

I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door

by mickotoole November 7, 2005

dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.

Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.

by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004

The back door Ballard County slaw dog

While wearing a bomber green condom you Lube a girl's butt up with Hellman's mayonnaise inline her butt cheeks with slaw then violently anally penetrated her

Oh yeah I was back behind the grocery store the other day giving this girl The back door Ballard County slaw dog.

by Cairo Jerry July 12, 2019

Doomsday Dog

My wife and I have two dogs. A beautiful, athletic boxer with a brindle coat and a puggle. The puggle is not athletic. He is severely overweight and hasn't mastered the art of shitting outside in his two years on this planet. The puggle is our Doomsday Dog. If WWIII ever kicks off and the power goes out for a long time, we won't like it but we'll eat him if necessary.

"Hey man, your dog is extraordinarily overweight."

"You mean Apocalypse? He's my Doomsday Dog. If shit hits the fan and it comes down to it we're going to eat him with bbq sauce, and hims is going to be delicious!"

by Buster Badger June 10, 2018