The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.
Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.
by Xurritox December 12, 2012
Get the dodged that bulletmug. "I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."
by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006
Get the dodged that bulletmug. Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.
I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.
by mc? June 28, 2012
Get the dodging the brown bulletmug. "Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"
1). Giving oral sex in the car
2). Felacio
3). Giving chrome dome
1). Giving oral sex in the car
2). Felacio
3). Giving chrome dome
Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.
Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.
That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.
That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
by RICKJAMES/SOCAL February 5, 2010
Get the put your head down like you're dodging bulletsmug.