Dodgers 

1The forever inferior team to the S.F. Giants that will terribly lose in 2005, and Gagne will choke on a pretzel and die. Fuck the blue and white!! (yankees suck ass too);2 a faggot

1. Giants 20 Dodgers 0 (winning pitcher: schmitd with a perfect game)
2. Go float on rainbows, hug trees, and sodomize eachother you dodgers!!

Dodgers by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

dodgers 

arguably the best current team in the MLB, they won 14 out the last 15 games and are stocked up on quality players with Nomahhhh,Maddux,Drew and some very productive rookies and a roster full of players that can hit well and play various positions

they also have a very diverse and rich history dating back to brooklyn

the Dodgers also swept those last place, cock master San Francisco Giants...........so you Giant fan bastards can STFU

Giants fan: d00d we own the dodgers

me: you know you got owned and swept right?

Giants fan: we gotz teh barry bonds

me: i see him! thats him with a needle stuck in his butt-cheek and rubbing cream on his arm

dodgers by tha truth teller August 19, 2006

dodgers 

A National League team that has won 7 World Series titles and 24 National League pennants. The team currently resides in Los Angeles. They are known throughout the baseball community for 1) having the highest payroll in the MLB; 2) having some of the best players in baseball; 3) having an amazing farm system; and 4) despite all that, choking up and losing in the postseason. The Dodgers lost the 2017 World Series to the Houston Astros, and it later came to light that the Astros were cheating.

Non-Dodger Fan: "The Dodgers are a weak-ass team that chokes in the postseason!"
Dodger Fan: "No they're not, they're awesome and they just won the World Series! LA bleeds Dodger blue!"

dodgers by Reading Crazy Kid November 2, 2020

Dodgers 

The most awesome franchise of all of sports. Granted, they have had some hard luck over the years, but their time to rule the baseball world will come soon! The Giants and Padres , on the other hand, chow down on quiche and cock. All their fans can kiss a dick and die sucking on them! The Red Sox and Yankees suck balls, too! (Who cares if the Red Cox won the WS, they still suck. I wouldn't be suprised if they cheated, like the New England Patriots!

Who is the best baseball franchise in the WORLD?

Da-DODGERS!

Dodgers by jman73089 December 18, 2007

dodgers 

Los Angeles baseball team. Giants' archenemies. It's known for losing games and fans after the seventh inning. And still, the dodgers games are a whole family experience and they have the coolest ball park.

You have to think blue if you believe they are going to win a world series any time soon.

Gil Grissom: You are like Dodgers fans.

dodgers by dumbchemist April 13, 2006

dodgers 

virgin males that think they're alphas

Johann : I'm a dodgers!

dodgers by QK CJPIE August 25, 2021

Dodgers 

A baseball team from LA and they suck booty

Person 1: did you see the dodgers stole Albert Pujols
Person 2: Yeah, they have to steal every other teams good players to win games *eye rolls*

Dodgers by Angels4life March 27, 2022