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Documentary Fat

A phrase used for people who are beyond obese. Initiated by Kevin Bridges in one of his stand up routines. If someone is Documentary Obese it means they are so fat that they can be found on channel 4 or 5 at around 8:00 on a weeknight, telling people how much they way and how addicted to jaffa cakes and mars bars they are.
David: Did you see that chick back there, she was so fat i bet her fanny had flab growing on it
Ben: Dude, she wasn't fat, nor was she obese. David my dear chum, she was documentary fat.
by 09rob1234 December 3, 2011
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Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.
Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary
by PewWew April 22, 2021
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A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.
Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?
by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019
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dogumentary

A documentary on dogs or people who have mastered the art of doggy style.
Have you seen that dogumentary showed last night on taking it from behind? SOOO GOOOD!
by GlazeHer March 14, 2017
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Documentary

It's like a regular movie except it has ugly people.
Guy 1: man that movie had some ugly people in it
Guy 2: are you suprised it was a documentary after all
by Iloveashleys October 6, 2009
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Documentary

Porn, what you watch when you masturbate
Hey man, don't come into my room for a bit, I'm going to be watching a documentary. KTHXBAI
by SLAMHOGSLAYER1 February 6, 2010
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Surrealist Documentary

n.

In aspiring to open the imagination upon reality, Surrealism blurs the distinction between fact and fiction. In Surrealist documentaries the realistic effect is used to hook the viewer into the world represented by the film in order to disrupt taken-for-granted assumptions about that world. In Surrealist documentary, commentary is either absent, sparse or stripped of its dominance, becoming more of a dissonant or contrapuntal voice.
Examples of Surrealist Documentary:
- “Häxan” (English title: The Witches or Witchcraft Through The Ages) is a 1922 Swedish/Danish silent film written and directed by Benjamin Christensen. Based partly on Christensen's study of the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century German guide for inquisitors, Häxan is a study of how superstition and the misunderstanding of diseases and mental illness could lead to the hysteria of the witch-hunts.
- “Las Hurdes: Tierra Sin Pan” (1933), (English language: Land Without Bread or Unpromised Land) is a 27-minute-long documentary film directed by Luis Buñuel and co-produced by Buñuel and Ramon Acin. The narration was written by Buñuel, Rafael Sanchez Ventura, and Pierre Unik, with cinematography by Eli Lotar. The film focuses on the Las Hurdes region of Spain, the mountainous area around the town La Alberca, and the intense poverty of its occupants. Buñuel, who made the film after reading the ethnographic study Las Jurdes: étude de géographie humaine (1927) by Maurice Legendre, took a Surrealist approach to the notion of the anthropological expedition. The result was a travelogue in which the narrator’s extreme (indeed, exaggerated) descriptions of human misery of Las Hurdes contrasts with his flat and uninterested manner.
- “F for Fake” (1974), an Orson Welles film documenting/embellishing/fabricating information about "fakery" in general and about the famous "fakers" Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving.
by Jrskow July 16, 2011
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