man: you look hot tonight
person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker
man: excellent.
person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker
man: excellent.
by livethefunlife November 12, 2010

by Lady Jade July 19, 2006

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.
Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
by dethscul August 13, 2005

Fremantle Dockers. A extremely bad Australian Rules football Club. Probably have the worst history of any sporting organisation in the world. Commonly known as "The Loser's Club" or "The Shockers". Their branding is an anchor which symbalises the struggle of a club sinking to the depths of despair. Their supporters are known to complain non-stop about everything from umpires to the media having it in for them. Generally they are just laughed at.
by A real supporter May 9, 2006

An afl team experiencing currently in white hot form. most commonly known as the underachiever, finally "kicking ass" in the league but still receiving feeble negative comments from supporters of rival homosexual club the west coast eagles, such as "eagles are better cos we won the premiership 12 years ago".....need i say more
"man what was the team who just belted the eagles by 10 goals?"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"
by mr bruce September 4, 2006

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.
by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004
