Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

Doce

To be broken, or to breakdown. Also the art of vomiting

By ipod doce'd on me.

dont doce her feeling like that

She doced al over the place.

by Therionx May 14, 2011

docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.

A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.

by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011

to doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

Doces

Slang for LSD/Acid

Man i got some great doces, i was tripping my shit for hours.

by Captain Morgan1 April 10, 2009

Ducet

A slang term based off the austrian currency meaning a Dollar.

Yo bro I owe you ten Ducets...

by Firaxis123 April 9, 2011

Oh Le Doet!!!!

(Oh Let's Do It) A song by brick squad rapper waka flocka flame.

1. To agree to be in a fight
2. To agree to party
3. A French word used in minor scuffles between gay Frenchmen.

1. "NIGGA U WANNA GO?!?!?!!? OH LE DOET!!!!!!!!!!!"

2. Guy- "Wanna party?"

Black Guy- "OH LE DOET!!!"

3. Frenchman- "I challenge you to homosexual fisticuffs!"

Frenchman#2- "Oh, Le Doet!"

by Rapstar3 November 1, 2010