Dobbleschnanker

A large and foul smelling shit, placed next to a person as they sleep so that the smell wakes them up.

Jimmy: what the fuck, that smells like a Dobbleschnanker!

by Dobblesnoob November 13, 2020

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

Dibber Dobber

Somebody (often immature, a suck-up to a higher power,a square, or a hyprcrite) who 'tells-on' or 'squeals' on other people for doing something considered 'not right' or 'forbidden'.

'Dibber Dobber' is not an endearing term, and these people are often disliked by others.

Thomas: "Are you guys supposed to be on facebook at work?"
Catherine: "Well, not really but we're only having a quick look"
Thomas: "Well, i'm telling the boss..."
Catherine: "Dibber Dobber!"

by Ramblez July 29, 2011

Donbelle

A loveteam that is effortless, natural, brings kilig vibe on people even without doing anything. Magbestfriends pa lang daw muna.

Mapapasana all ka nalang girl, grabe titigan ng donbelle oh. Kinikilig si ynnod!!

by donatolinda August 17, 2021

dobber

a dobber is a penis. Used in Glasgow and the surrounding places instead of saying 'Ya cock', ya dick etc.

Get tae fuck ya dobber.

by Iguy July 13, 2004

dobber heid

an idiot, scottish slang.

you're a dobber heid!

by fxxckface January 28, 2009

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009