dmsol

Angry mudak. But fair.

@dmsol said that the world is shit. Dmsol is right. Always.

by chr0non November 6, 2017

DSFL

Dick Sucker For Life

Dude: "Yo that chick is such a whore"
Brah: "Ya shes a DSFL."

by dhoops February 19, 2009

DMFL

An acronym for Draining My Fucking Life. Attributed to a situation where things are either a. going completely wrong or b. people are making strenuous requests of you.

Similar to FML

That god damn hoe ordered the soy decaf half strength Short Macchiato again - DMFL!

by stopcallingsdfkljshdf September 4, 2010

dmsl

a common texting typo when one is drunk and trying to say dork

"I'm may be drucking funk, but yous a total dmsl"

by jives January 13, 2008

disfleek

the opposite of "on fleek"

Dude, did you just punch that cat through a window? Disfleek, man!

by mizz katie January 9, 2016

Dysflexia

The thought that someone is flexible but from others prospectives they are not

With the big gymnastics meet coming up Jen was practicing all the time. She had not been very good but her heart was in this one. At the end of practice Coach told Jen she had Dysflexia and she would never make it in this sport.

by pjregan August 31, 2016

disflubbered

When words are mixed while on the phone as someone in person speaks to you.

My wife disflubbered me while I was leaving a message for a friend.

by Dolor Trucido November 21, 2017