distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

distructobot

To be the purest form of mayhem & distruction all in one neat package. Used to define somone who is almost robotic and systematic at pwning life, and destroys all.

No, he's not just awesome, he is a distructobot

by The Distructobot January 20, 2009

distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 1, 2013

distracticating

The cross between being distracted and masturbating

When your mother walks in while you are masturbating. Mom get out you are distracticating me

by dsst January 20, 2014

Distractipated

Adj.—When you can’t get shit done, because you keep getting too distracted.

Grrr, I have been completely distractipated all day.

by MerMoey February 5, 2021

Distractinator

Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.

Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!

by opticalmask April 10, 2010