Perspectorial distortion 

When a girl looks good from a distance but as the girl gets closer you realize that your previous notion was false. (Also know as P.D.)

When you see that girl from a distance and is like damn shes hot, but when she gets close you notice 5 warts on her face and an abnormally lopsided set of breast. You say "damn that was some major P.D.(Perspectorial distortion )".

Perspectorial distortion by Goldenshot1000 November 8, 2015

Social Distortion 

One of the few surviving punk bands out of OC in California. Came out in 1978 with Mike Ness, Casey Royer, Rikk and Frank Agnew. Through many changes in the lineup SD pushed the spirit of true punk through rough times.

Mainly sing about problems of bad luck, run down, drug abused life, seeing as thats how it was for Ness. Best Songs were mommys little monster, Ball and chain, story of my life, Dont drag me down and few others. They have refused to change their style of music, thus making them one of the best punk bands ever.

The line up now is Ness, Charlie Quintana, Jonny "2 Bags" Wickersham, and Matt Freeman of Rancid.
RIP Dennis Danell.

Social distortion is a punk band true to its roots!

Social Distortion by The Real Wolf December 28, 2005

wall of distortion

The entirety of distorted facts and figures involving the “need for a border wall” coupled with the egregious manipulative use of a Federal shutdown presented by the Racist in Chief during the first formal televised speech of his administration.

The wall of distortion is that any of this is a national crisis and it’s sole purpose is to detract from his long-term and undeniable collusion with Vladimir Putin.

wall of distortion by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

social distortion 

traped in the pit falls of sin since 1979!

social distortion is the best band ever and always will be!!

social distortion by Anonymous March 17, 2003

reality distortion field 

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

reality distortion field by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

social distortion 

Social Distortion: one of the only punk-surviving bands today. They rock like no one has ever done before.

Mommy's Little Monster, Ball and Chain, Prison Bound, Story of my Life

social distortion by Jax August 27, 2004

social distortion 

One of the seminal Orange County (California) punk bands. The Sex Pistols, Johnny Cash, the Rolling Stones all f--ked in a blues bar...and out came Social D. Great band, defined as "refusing to sell out in order to sell more records."

Blink 182 is no Social Distortion. The Vandals were Social Distortion until they released their last crappy album.

social distortion by Anonymous May 26, 2003