Dishonorable Discharge

Premature ejaculation that ends up in your underwear prior to having sex, otherwise known as the sauce...

example..

Sally saw the dishonorable discharge stain in my underwear prior to penetration..

by pmac0967 April 9, 2009

Dishonorable Discharge

A load blown while doing something that shames even the ejaculator.

I was watching 2girls1cup5midgets3donkeysand1Republican the other day and ended up roughing up the suspect to it. Total dishonorable discharge.

by ClassySOB May 13, 2011

dishonorable discharge

Semen ejaculated during masturbation.

"He let out a dishonorable discharge after choking his chicken."

by B.D. Wong July 20, 2006

Dishonorable Discharge

When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.

"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"

by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013

dishonorable

1. anything associated with, emanating from, or caused by Ann E. O'Connell. 2. Replenishing a depleted honor bar with Walgreen's goods. 3. Hot-tubbing with your co-clerk. 4. Imagining what you could else could happen while hot-tubbing with your co-clerk.

Ann was dishonorable when she used the magnum condoms out of the Ritz honor bar and replaced them with a lambskin glow-in-the-dark bulk pack.

by Ritz Carlton January 3, 2005

dishonourable discharge

You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.

Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.

by Clitteratti August 27, 2015

Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD

"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019