Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*
*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*
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