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dirty nasty trick sex 

Sex so dirty and nasty that anything goes, and when its all said and done you feel like a used trick.
girl 1: How'd your date go last night?
girl 2: too good, we had dirty nasty trick sex.
girl 1: So you're too embarassed to see him again?
girl 2: Hell no, hes coming back over tonight.

dirt sex 

When you mix dirt and water together till its creamy, then shove it inside a girls vagina and fuck her to get it out.
“Baby let’s o in the cornfield and have dirt sex!” ~ Mike Ash~ “please fill me up with your dirt”
dirt sex by AM20182000 October 31, 2017

Dirty Sexton 

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff
Dirty Sexton by ellodad January 26, 2021

Dirty Aidan sexy 

Fucking a golden retriever and your dad is joining in and doing the dirty Marcoman.
Aidan: „farts“
Dirty Aidan sexy: fucking joe biden

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.
She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!