Old Dirty Mexican

A 30+ dude of questionable Spanish origin, likes to pick up young women and is often seen drunk convincing you to give him things desires. Is an expert swindler and will convince you that the sky is purple.

That old dirty Mexican just walked into my house and demanded smokes and beers!

by superweird_95 May 07, 2011

Dirty mexicans on ice

Also see: Boston Bruins

The Boston Bruins are a bunch of dirty Mexicans on ice.

by Ughbostonsports April 21, 2010

Dirty Mexican Slushie

During sex, insert a nice cold slushie down your partners penis. Then have your other partner to ejaculate it out. When its about to come out, shove it up your nostrel and wait for an icey suprise

Jenifer: " dude my nose hurts from the dirty mexican slushie!"

Paul: "same It felt like antartica down there!".

by Oliver klothesoff October 29, 2011

Dirty Mexican Breakfast

Getting served a fat bowl full of humble pie.

Paul got lippy with us, so Johnny served him up a dirty Mexican breakfast.

by Ultrabastard October 11, 2015

dirty mexican (aka Poncho)

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers

q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho

by mouse podi fpk December 09, 2008

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie

A Woman's Vagina That Smells Like A Mexican Fish Taco or A Mexican Fish Dish.

I Spread That Bitch Has A Dirty Mexican Snatch Pie,

If You Like Mexican Snatch Pie She Is All Yours

by David Starz August 11, 2009