Dirty Melody

When you use a weed pipe to masturbate and pack a bowl to smoke with your friends without telling them.

I knew that smelled weird, I think she just did a dirty melody with it.

by KatyaVulture July 13, 2019

Dirty Melker

A man with a small penis who begs women to suck his small dick, but always fails.

"This is the fifth time he's asked this week"
"Yea he's a real dirty melker"

by Lasagnaaaaaaa December 14, 2021

dirty melanie

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳

hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

by backdoordior May 4, 2020

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

by DocMc November 8, 2015

Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”

That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023

dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

by Tarbaby25 May 19, 2020

Dirty Mellissa

While having heterosexual intercourse with your male partner, specifically, using a strap on to have anal sex with male partner. Remove the strap on from the males anus and start to finger paint with poop on the males back with the strap on and draw your best impression of a unicorn while shouting "I'm the next Bob Ross!".

Physiologist: "So why are you here?"

Patient: "I like Dirty Mellissa."

by Captain Awesome 86 April 1, 2020