Dirty martini 

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.

I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.

Dirty martini by Slammincammin March 1, 2025

The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a guy injects heroin into his dick vein and gets an abscess at the injection site. Then, whilst receiving a blow job the abscess ruptured and drains in her mouth before he ejaculates.

“Did you just cum twice?”
“No baby, I just gave you The Heroin Dirty Martini”

The Heroin Dirty Martini by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018

The Heroin Dirty Martini 

When a man injects herion into the vein in his his dick, and then gets an abscess on the injection site. Then, when he’s getting a blow job and the abscess ruptured and starts draining in her mouth right before he ejacultes in her mouth.

“Did you just cum twice?”
“No, I just gave you the heroin dirty martini”

The Heroin Dirty Martini by DontWannaTalkAboutIt June 13, 2018

The Dirty Martini 

Preforming doggy style sex when the top partner licks their thumb and slide it into the bottom partners anus.

Jane: I am so sore from last night.
Marry: Clyde must have a real big member.
Jane: Not really, he just gave me the Dirty Martini for 30 minutes.

The Dirty Martini by The Golden Bee February 28, 2010

Dirty Sanchez Martini 

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

Dirty Sanchez Martini by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Dirty Martin 

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes

I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

Dirty Martin by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020

Dirty Martin 

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

Dirty Martin by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018