dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.

After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.

by TheMentant October 21, 2011

Dirty laundry

Skeletons in your closet of the most embarrassing and personal type

Meghan and Harry, although their Oprah interview was well meaning, dumped some of their dirty laundry out in the public domain. Now what?

by Sexydimma March 12, 2021

Dirty Laundry

when a man sticks his erected penis into a womens vagina after promptly removing it from another.

Vicky laid on the bed wiped from the hardcore sex with Rick as he shoved his penis into Candy.

by becca December 19, 2004

dirty laundry

when you poop in someones mouth.

Jim gave her a dirty laundry and she had crap in her teeth for days.

by lyono April 12, 2009

Dirty Laundry

It's not gay if it's in space.

Dirty Laundry is a Klance fanfiction which played with your emotions and made you fall in love.

"Hey, did you read DIRTY LAUNDRY yet?"
"Yeah, I am so happy now. All my problems are solved."

by Pardon_my_Althean June 26, 2018

Dirty laundry

Negative and personal business shared when it should stay between you and yourself

Jena is sharing her dirty laundry all over Facebook again. How embarrassing!!!

by Applepod October 20, 2019

Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit

(n)- when your friend is banging a chick, you cover yourself in dirty laundry on the floor so you can move along the floor to watch, in a properly concealed state. The laundry blends into the environment and breaks up your outline, much like a ghillie suit worn by military snipers

guy 1: "dude, you should have seen me banging my girlfriend last night!"

guy 2: "Ya, I did, I did the dirty laundry ghillie suit"

by Jonny702 January 6, 2010