Dirty Kevin

When a crawfish rams a peace pipe up your ass and claws your junk at the same time.

Kevin was ramming the peace pipe up his ass while baiting the crawfish to bite his junk, all the while the woman was saying what are you doing my native american friend, a dirty kevin?

by Wayne the wheel June 18, 2009

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021

Dirty Kevin

When youre wearing quirky clothing like golf or odd future and you have nothing else to use as a cumrag so you use your clothing.

What the fuck man! I just used by limited edition odd future hoodie to clean up all my cum! This is gonna take months to clean, cant believe I just did a dirty Kevin.

by kademacdon May 2, 2020

Dirty kevin

When 2 males are together, one male drives a spoon all the way into the others rectum and then retrives it with there mouth and eats the contents...

Antoine give his grandmother such a bad dirty kevin she coudn't walk for the rest of her short lived life.

by Suck-my-cock September 7, 2008

Dirty Kevo

The act in which a man deceives a women into thinking that he cares for her emotionally only to receive sexual favours

Damn did you see simone crying? Must have gotten a dirty kevo

by DirtyVirginia April 19, 2020

dirty kevyn

when you slip your hand down your partner's pants in public and shove your finger in their butthole with a mischievous grin on your face

I was talking to him and all of a sudden she started giving him a dirty kevyn.

by biz2biz September 16, 2020

Dirty Kevin

A person that enjoys fondling/being fondled specifically in the balls, he also enjoys rubbing lube all over his body and diving into a Mr.Neucombe butthole and have a orgy inside the elderly home. And he's SUS.

Bro that's my mom, your such a Dirty Kevin!!!

by COCOOOCO February 8, 2023