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dirty banana split 

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...
I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.
dirty banana split by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

Dirty Banana Peel 

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.
The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel
Dirty Banana Peel by Reg Dunlop January 6, 2009

Dirty Banana Bastard 

An endearing term generally used by the middle classes to gain the attention of the Protestantly challenged in the slums of the West of Scotland.
...ya Dirty Banana Bastard! Ma Subaru needs a whole new front end and my under pants require a full valet after I was forced to run you over! Tyson! Chew whats left of him!

Dirty Banana Split 

A Dirty banana split is where you take a shit and you turn around and cum on it.
Dirty Banana Split by SadlyVoid October 2, 2021

The Dirty Banana Split 

Where the guy deep throats your dildo while you put cherries up his ass and fuck him with a frozen banana. Later he will take a shit seeing the cherries and banana.
He saw the after math in the toilet from the dirty banana split.

dirt banana 

A descriptive name for a turd.
Dummy's across the street pushing out a dirt banana, most productive thing she's done all week.

or:

Dude, head downstairs, while dummy's across the street and push a dirt banana into her file drawer.

or:

Dummy stepped in a dirt banana on the sidewalk coming up to the building, was it her own, or one left by a cocker spaniel...check that, I mean a great dane.
dirt banana by captainbailey July 13, 2010