Dirt merchant

A broad term applicable to those who reek of cigarettes, cheap body spray, and 84 chrysler lebaron. These folks are highly adept at pop culture but lack any semblance to intelligence, but they will disguise this by saying they are street smart. Usually dirt merchants will know everything about every topic. The men usually grow unusually long goatees because they think it is intimidating.

Dude your friend who works down at the cabinet shop who thinks he has a cool grow room with flourescent lights and owns that damn dog thats outta control and jumps all over you when you come in is a total dirt merchant.

Dude that dirt merchant smells like the inside of someones asshole and I can see fleas jumping out of his ridiculously long goatee.

by ttmike42 January 12, 2009

Dirt Merchant

One who sells dirt

Those nubs from newtown are all a bunch of dirt merchants!

by Mayor Adam West May 26, 2004

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

Dirt-merchant

1)someone who is dirt poor
2)One who must sell dirt for a living (see: "Anson")

Anson you're such a DIRT-MERCHANT! You have anson friends

by Christof October 14, 2004

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018