ding dong ditch

to ring someone's door bell and then run away....

Kevin- yo did u hear about mike, denis, danny, matt,rodrigo, and chris they are the masters of ding dong ditching, they got almost every house in the fort lee cliffside area

by mike990dwa September 21, 2005

ding dong ditch

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.

"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."

by Chickendog Jackson July 9, 2009

Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away

Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him

by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015

Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.

Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.

by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

Ding-Dong Ditch

ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.

Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.

by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010