dilk

A disgusting degenerate whose only concern is about himself and how much pleasure his dick gets. Will slam his dick into any orphus (i.e dog, mom, ear, cat, goat, belly button.) Will state no homo while simultaneously anally penetrating his "bro".

KYLEE - Did you hear that Harry slammed his dick into the printer?!
ME - OMG, what a fuckin dilk!

by assaphobia March 5, 2015

Dilk

semen; the ejaculate of a male; dick milk

"I heard she takes dilk strait from the tap..."

by Scronic July 30, 2008

dilk

The disposed foreskin of a castrated horse's penis. Commonly used to describe an insignificant person clinging to a fleeting source of power.

I wanted to watch reruns of Two and a Half Men, but Steve was being a dilk about the remote.

by ThaOneTheyCallHovis March 15, 2009

Dilk

Semen, a combination of (dick and milk) or man milk or dick milk.

Got Dilk!
Stacey said, "Hopefully, I be getting a tall warm glass of Dilk tonite."

by Killacane July 23, 2008

The Dilk

Extremely addicting milkshakes from a small burger joint named the Ranch Drive-In, located in Bothell, WA. These milkshakes usually are comprised of more than one flavor, and almost always involve marshmallow.
A glass of water is required to go along with the burning sensation in your throat, caused by mass amounts of sugar.

"Aw, man, this peanut butter chocolate marshmallow dilk is so good!"
"Oh, you're hooked now!"
OR
"I need the dilk. Right now."

by Daughter of Thunder January 12, 2009

dilk

Milk from the breast of a dyke. A very rare substance.

They say the breast milk of a dyke, dilk, can bring youth -King Henry or some shit

by Froobus June 22, 2016

DILK

D.Dad, I. I'd, L. like to, K. kick, Dilk's are always found next to milf's. Usually at little league games or bars.

"Did you see that milf?"

"Yeah she's smoking, too bad she's with a dilk."

by I'm banging yor wife August 2, 2008