diligencing

Investigating for the purpose of assessing a potential business opportunity. Performing enough research to completely understand a potential course of action. To be in the act of completing due diligence.

Dave is diligencing that business opportunity to see whether the company should pursue it.

by mkdt March 21, 2017

Dilisio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the opening move of a board game and will not be able to win the game as a result. This is usually said in jest as in "I see you're placing the settlement on a 10 stone, that'll prove to be a Delisio blunder" (Catan) but can be serious "You bid 18 victory points to be the first player?!? On turn one!?! What a Dilisio blunder!" (Five Tribes). This phrase was coined during a Dice Tower Top Ten list posted on October 15, 2020.

Do you know that you just pulled a Dilisio blunder?

I'm just trying to avoid the Dilisio blunder here.

by BCS0015 October 15, 2020

Delipidorous

Something to say when the tea hath been spilled.

Omg Stacy seriously that happened? Delipidorous

by Peg leg tit June 5, 2020

Dilisha

Dilisha is the name of a beautiful female who is kind hearted and smart. She’s above a Queen she’s an Empress.

Have you seen Dilisha?! She’s absolutely gorgeous!

by aboylookingforanempress May 26, 2021

dilapidated hypomnesia

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.

As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.

by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

dude diligence

performing a background check on a man before accepting a date with him

Laura neglected to perform dude diligence, and Michael spent the entire date explaining how Ben Bernanke forged Barack Obama's birth certificate.

by Yet Another Definer February 25, 2010

Dilinglashlong

A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.

Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.

by matBobross June 17, 2018