Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual
That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.
by <+-{The One}-+> May 28, 2008
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social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.
Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.
by Randy2676 March 05, 2012
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Raisin Dieter

For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.
by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009
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starbucks dieter

an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin
it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today
by bangalore bob October 03, 2014
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Dieter Becker-Wulff

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.
by Hi-i-definethingsthatidontfind January 28, 2021
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Five-Finger Dieter

The Five-Finger Dieter is what happens when a man can fit his entire hand into his ass, which is why the words "Five-Finger" are included in the name. It is an act of self-fisting, basically.
The word "Dieter" is a noble German name, and German acts of sex or masturbation are usually messy and acrobatic, which is why you need some flexibility to successfully give yourself a Five-Finger Dieter.
"Bro... I gave myself a Five-Finger Dieter last night!"
"You're gross man... But good job..."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter November 14, 2020
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Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day
Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn
by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 29, 2024
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