To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.
There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.
Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.
Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.
Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.
by princessetamtam April 29, 2009
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to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
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Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
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Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
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Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥
Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!
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Jim: How was the party last night?
Victoria: It was insane! There was sooo much displaybia!
Oh god, I was so drunk last night. I wish I hadn't worn such a displaybial outfit.
Those girls were displaybiating all over the place last night.
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton used to always exits cars way too displaybially.
Victoria: It was insane! There was sooo much displaybia!
Oh god, I was so drunk last night. I wish I hadn't worn such a displaybial outfit.
Those girls were displaybiating all over the place last night.
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton used to always exits cars way too displaybially.
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I couldn't stand that punk's constant whining, so I gave him a vulgar display of power. Now he's dead.
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