Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.
by Dead possum April 10, 2016
When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration
*When you want that Vacation Dick*
You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"
Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"
Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
by Lizard Lord April 10, 2016
a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days
by liltomhung April 18, 2016
A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Girl : He has a vacation dick.
Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half
Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half
by OneNip May 8, 2016
Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.
by It's past your bedtime May 4, 2016
by Urbanism2016 April 14, 2016
A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
by Jonathan Papoutsis April 9, 2016