Flat Dick Syndrome

A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.

Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.

by Magesh October 19, 2012

Dirty dick syndrome

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

Crazy Dick Syndrome

1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.

2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.

Why is your girl all crazy like that?

She's got the crazy dick syndrome.

Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.

by DMaster July 17, 2014

gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.

I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.

by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016

horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.

Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.

by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015

Wandering Dick Syndrome

Being in the medical field I see many different "syndromes." Sadly many patients contract several sexually transmitted diseases, and pass them on to their significant others due to this WDS. Being unable to keep it in their pants, for whatever reason and constantly seeking sex with other partners due to

lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.

Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.

by Jaded Gailen August 7, 2017