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flappy dick

The game a girl plays when a man is inebriated just to the point of ambiguous erections. She begins stroking, gyrating, and altogether slapping said penis in an attempt to reach consistent firmness.
Jim: Did you bang that chick last night?

David: Yeah, sort of, I had a couple too many drinks, but she flappy dicked me till my balls were black and blue.
by PlumSmuggler March 8, 2014
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dickflap

A elongated foreskin that protrudes unusually past the tip of the penis.Also meaning of an sexist asshole that really pissed you off.
The guy was such a dickflap I can't believe he just said that!!
by Cici Rocks April 12, 2007
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