TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

by DARIN SMITH November 22, 2006

DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009

Dickfist

Noun
1. An exaggerated expression for describing male genitalia.
Verb
1. The act of applying (with force usually) one's dickfist onto another.

Tachus said that he's gonna dickfist you if you don't follow his orders!

by Aryolo July 27, 2008

dickfisted

To be wronged in such a way that it can't be undone. Usually through trickery or petty abuse of authority.

After I moved into the house heard the loud neighbors, I knew I'd been dickfisted.

When the boss called me into his office about the missing report, I knew my supervisor had dickfisted me.

I decided not to fight the ticket knowing that if I went to court, I'd just get dickfisted anyway...

by Nuggets McGee August 10, 2006