Truck driver dick

Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard

I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.

by Dick Beshort November 8, 2018

drive-thru dick

When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.

Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.
Nick: That will be 4.28
(Ben pulls up to the window.)
Ben: What the fuck is that?
Josh: Looks like a dick to me.
Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.
Ben: Kudos. Man.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

driving for dick

A viral meme made popular by singer Ethan Tide, who remixed a clip of porn star Sophie Anderson singing in her car.

1. Used when someone is attractive.

2. Used when driving to a booty call.

1. "Omg when did Jimmy get so hot? I'm driving for dick."
"Girl, he's not even cute"

2. "I can't talk right now. On my way to Jimmys. I'm driving for dick."
"Get your shit together Karen"

by undefineddefinition July 18, 2019

Dickdriver

Where a guy puts a penis in a girl and turns her around like a corkscrew, causing the dick to wrap around itself.

My penis hurt so bad after I gave her an dickdriver

by Unholycocksucker69 September 16, 2019