A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017
Get the Never put dick in crazy mug.When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011
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James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.
Elon: Why not?
James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.
Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
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