by Beangreens September 28, 2009
Get the dick cheese mug.when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.
by vanksie November 7, 2010
Get the dick cheese mug.a word or phrase randomly said to break the silence, also means when you have sex with a female at night then go to work the next day and eventually develop a white filmy substance on your pubic hair.
by Bause Dragon May 21, 2011
Get the dick cheese mug.pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...
()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese
by Gabe The NEwfy May 1, 2006
Get the dick cheese mug.Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"
by AnHonestChainsaw12 June 24, 2011
Get the dick cheese mug.when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip
chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.
by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 21, 2007
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