deusche

A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

this is deusche

Phrase used to convey boredom, frustration, or general apathy about a situation or place.

Two guys go to a club, only to find that there are hardly any females and tons of guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, this is a fucking sausauge fest.

Guy #2 : Yeah. This is deusche. I'm out.

by blackholepcs July 10, 2009

Deusch

Description - Deusch is a slang form of the word douche, and contrary to belief, it is a correct spelling do to the difference of context, and considering it is not literal, it is slang.

In comparison..

Deusch - A pathetic annoying jerk. Someone commonly obnoxious without reason, or extremely arrogant and selfish.

Douche - A chemical based cleaner for a vagina.

Ex1:
Dave: "Damn, did you hear that John's sister got fired cause she wouldn't give her boss a blowjob? He's such a deusch."

Ex2:
Dave's Friend: "Nope, but I do know I walked in on John's sister cleaning her vagina with a bag of douche."

by AgnoMan July 18, 2009

deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos

caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.

by noltad eggits March 8, 2008

deusche bag

Someone who is known for always saying or doing something that makes you just shake your head and glare at them like they are some kind of retard. Someone with very bad social skills.

Mike- "You know Sammy is the one who told the teacher she forgot to assign us homework."

Bill- "Man, what a deusche bag."

by rambo tootles December 13, 2008

deusch tart

a deusch that is either ugly or in a bad mood and has a bad look on theyre face

my friend marty ate some sour candy and now he looks like a deasch tart.

by Jason Jordan March 26, 2004

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004