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devout agnostic

(Verb) You've reached the point where you just ain't worried about nothing. And all lies faithful people tell you don't matter but at the same time atheism doesn't seem interesting enough.
When you don't believe in the bible. And you realize that if Adam and Eve existed, that means there kids would of had to inbreed which is looked down upon in the bible. And where were dinosaurs at this point? However at the same time you don't believe something was made from nothing, hence the Big Bang. So you come to the conclusion that life is too complex to put a real answer behind it. Thus, you are a devout agnostic.
by ~M.W. November 15, 2013
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detrouty

"Detrouty is my dad" Azifts
by BigLadBazza August 30, 2020
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Himalayan Detour

Taking a xanny and edible at the same time
Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did?
Ethan: No, what happened?
Rob: She went on a Himalayan Detour and said she felt dummy.
by J.A.R.T May 15, 2021
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Detour Ahead

A pretty kickass band from Michigan that's just starting to get exposure...... apparently they're going to begin recording a new album soon. It's like a mix between Black Sabbath, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
i saw Detour Ahead at their show on the 4th of July....
by mike fraser July 28, 2010
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San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.
"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."
by Lah22 October 4, 2011
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Delout

A person who gets negative clout/reputation and fame from a bad or embarrassing situation.
Bruh, this nikka got in trouble from his mom. This nikka just got delout bru.

Ay, this man couldnt come up with a comeback bru. He for real got delout when I roasted him bru.
by Thottie Exterminator October 14, 2017
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Detour

A spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter
I'm stopping at Kesha's house for a detour before going to work
by DumbassKilla November 7, 2011
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