An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.
Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!
Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)
Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!
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1, a cracked up rock head smoker wikked in a meltdown of stupidity and senselessness
2, Stupidity of such a fantastic nature is impossible to occur in normal living
3, Wikked frothing drug addict in a rock cane induced rantathon
2, Stupidity of such a fantastic nature is impossible to occur in normal living
3, Wikked frothing drug addict in a rock cane induced rantathon
1, WOW you hear that wikked rockhead screaming? ,, theyer Derplusional
2, See that Derplusioanl idiot lit up rambling on an on
3, Wikked rantathon was totally Derplusional
2, See that Derplusioanl idiot lit up rambling on an on
3, Wikked rantathon was totally Derplusional
by DpcxMrPerfect October 19, 2012
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Gertrude: Hey man that guy is so dumb, he such a dorpus
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi
Harold: Yeah man. Him and his family are a load of dorpi
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by elmac December 11, 2013
Get the deroushne mug.A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.
Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol
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