decrumify

To remove crumbs off the bed after midnight munchies

Babe you shouldn’t eat on the bed look at the crumbs now I’m going to have to decrumify the bed

by Only1codi October 9, 2018

decumming

to detect and remove sperm and cum from

It took hours for Jim and Lucy to finish up at work. I think they were busy decumming a problem.

by Decummer February 28, 2010

Decrumed

(v.) to foolishly abolish, famously harass.

As my dog gazed into my eyes, I decrumed her into her cage.

by Faké You July 5, 2010

decum

The proper term for sexual intercourse between ten people; most commonly used to refer to a man and nine women.

Man #1: Dude, you know that girl that's got six sisters right?
Man #2: Yeah, why?
Man #1: I had a decum with her, her sisters, and her mom last night.
Man #2: But that's only nine people.
Man #1: Oh, and her cousin.

by Clubclem May 8, 2013

derdumbsmartass

a fucking asshole who thinks their all that!

hey that derdumbsmartass just fucking laid my wife

by uyjt6576t6978ufag September 7, 2009

Descumatised

The result of the removal of a lot of scum.

Multiple meanings as you could mean scum or dirt or you could mean scum bags!!

"Wow this room is now totally descumatised"
"I have totally descumatised my life"

by Jewelznz September 21, 2009

Decumitate

When a girl is giving you head and you nut in her mouth so hard you sever her spinal cord.

Guy #1 - Dude, how did Lucy get paralyzed?

Guy #2 - We we're fooling around last night and I came so hard she got Decumitated

by TommyTheCat77 March 2, 2019