dennis

a guy who steals pictures of dogs and jizzes on them

whats that guy doing with those pictures dude hes a dennis

by cory lahey January 5, 2008

dennis

Another word for penis

Suck my fat dennis

by hadot September 18, 2016

dennis

DOOSH

Me:you know dennis?
you:DOOSH

by blossnenggs May 20, 2010

dennis

the act of doing something retarded or outright ignorant

Robin just pulled a dennis, he knocked over six priceless glass vases, man he's stupid!!!

by YEAH BABY BABY BABY October 8, 2008

dennis

the absoulute HOTTEST boy you could ever possibly see. usually gets ALL the girls to fall head over heels for him. very sporty and talkative, likes to make jokes ALOT! trust me I KNOW! blonde hair, green/blue eyes, short, but still HAWT! hes a total bad boy and cant be serious to save his life. hes a real tease and will always have your back through thick and thin.

*guy walks to girl and leans against her locker* hey, babe
*girl blushes* hey dennis whats going on?
*guy stares at her eyes*

*girl blushes* what are you looking at?
Guy: oh sorry, its just your eyes are so beutiful i thought i was staring at the stars

by justbeinme November 13, 2012

dennis

small dick fuck, always late.

this guy has small dick and always late, he must be a dennis.

by not iqbal October 24, 2019

dennis

is totally a homo erectus

look at that 'dennis'

by penisslaveisgud September 23, 2018