Gentleman’s Delima

Consternation over whether or not to release one’s flatulence for fear of it being a big ole wet shart. The pressure is real but the fear of shatting oneself is concerning.

Often occurrs during a Gentleman’s Release.

I had the Gentleman’s Delima today. I gambled and sadly, I lost. I sharted straight down my pant leg into my shoe. I should have known better having had a fizzy bisto earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2017

Dahmer's deli

Generic term for a gay bar.

Be careful looking to get eaten at Dahmer's deli.

by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006

delta bravo's

delta bravos (or d.b.'s) is a military term for "dick beaters," or hands, as the hands are often used to play with one's peter. often used when some ass-clown puts their grubby paws on some of your shit (property).

"hey! get your fucking delta bravo's off my frigging beer!"

by gofuk yerself November 14, 2005

Jo's Deli

A small Asian owned and operated convenience store on the corner of north F street and east Market street in Aberdeen, Washington. It's owned by a really polite and kind Asian couple who put up with a lot of shit from the tweakers and junkies in the area. They have low prices on everything and the freshest deep fried deli food in Grays Harbor. The store is also very clean. The only thing they don't sell there is porn. Not an xxx dvd or Hustler in the joint but they have lots of ice cold, cheap beer and good deals on smokes.

Dude, don't eat that burrito it's probably 5 days old and been deep fried 10 times!

Relax man, I got it at Jo's Deli

Ok. Next time try their teriyaki chicken bowl it's awesome and made to order.

Rad! Jo's got 6 packs of Rainier tallies for $3.50 wooo hooo!

by bearzerker May 7, 2009

Ron's Deli

The abbreviation of 'Mcdonalds'. Derived from the name of its fearless leader Ronald Mcdonald.

Oi mate! Ill meet you at the Ron's Deli in the city at 2pm

by cmg1996 December 11, 2011

Mike's Deli

Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.

Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God

by thatflushingkid April 14, 2013

Jamal's Deli

Famous eatery and local teen hotspot. Serving the best ham sandwiches since 1905.

"Hey dude, wanna go to Jamal's Deli?"
"Behold, for I am holding a basketball."

by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003