No Deer For A Month

When you are told to do something, but actually have no intention of doing it.

Marge: I want you to give up beer for a month.
Homer: You got it. No deer for a month.

by royalmike January 2, 2009

Deer creek middle school

- hell

- rich kids only

- weirdos and popular kids

- white people that act black

- blueface everywhere

- Gucci belts

- airpods

- thots

- technically all white people, few black

Guy1: I sMeLl BrOkE aT deer creek middle school!

Guy2: BLUEFACE YE IGHT IM EVERYONES FANTASY AT DEER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL!

by Purple nipple gang February 24, 2019

Deergasm

When you pretend to be a deer and start getting a legit orgasm

“Yeah I checked on this stream and the degenerate had a deergasm”

by Reddit moment May 20, 2020

being the deer

Being so thirsty that you look like you're about to mount someone, similar to what happens when you try to pet deer in the wild and it humps you.

Sami: I really want to go to his place tonight.

Kiley: Don't. You're being the deer.

by NeverADeer February 28, 2013

2 legged deer

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"

"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"

by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011

cue the deer

A prompt to pull out all the stops, in an effort to impress someone.

The expression "cue the deer" comes from Funny Farm, in a scene where a couple were showing their home to prospective buyers. The sellers wanted to make their home as attractive as possible. As the potential buyers were approaching the home, Chevy Chase's characters says "cue the deer" into a walkie talkie and a small deer is released from a cage and scampers across the lawn, charming the socks right off the buyers.

by urber February 19, 2011

Deerstracted Driving

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

by Angry Wound November 13, 2019