Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005

defecanestration

to relieve one's bowels out of a window onto a political or societal enemy. essentially a defenestration of poo.

In the famous defecanestration of 2009, Delta Airlines received what they deserved for losing my luggage 3 times in a row.

by basooj January 11, 2010

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019

Defecate

Bowel movement

I need to defecate

by Kkreckless May 5, 2016

defecate on

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

by eclecticbass November 12, 2010

Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

by President Palin :( August 3, 2010