decorationalisation 

Describes the process of attempting to improve the appearance of a room or a house by painting,wallpapering,changing the floorcovering or modifying ornamentation

The realtor (estate agent) explained that given the neglected state of the property,some basic decorationalisation would probably increase the value considerably

decorationalisation by marshallasthefish April 11, 2010

(derogatory) 

a term used to specify that a usually normal word is meant as an insult

fruit (derogatory)

(derogatory) by user773947297 November 21, 2020

Spermal Detonator 

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!

I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

Spermal Detonator by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010

Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.

Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

Decorating Mahogany by salu1999 May 25, 2010

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.

I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea

When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.

Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!

Christmas Decoration Diarrhea by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009

Emotional Detonator 

An emotional detonator is a word or multiple words, image or multiple images, video, idea, or perception that causes an explosive and often irrational, emotionally based reaction that renders logic and sound judgment abilities immediately inert.

The media is notorious for using inflammatory headlines, doctored videos, selective and biased reporting as emotional detonators to illicit emotional responses from the ill-informed public.

Emotional Detonator by Meta PhoriCole May 19, 2017