decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

by leon von oren February 26, 2019

Decorate December

Decorate December is a drawing challenge for December!! You must participate AFTER you have put up the Christmas decorations!! See the words on my TikTok MarsyBar

Friend: Hey wanna hang out??
You: Oh I can’t sorry I have to draw for Decorate December!

by Mars_Mallow November 11, 2019

Womb Decorate

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.

Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!

by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012